Let it spam, Let it spam, Let is spam

Sung to the tune of Let it Snow...

O! Computing today is scary

With too much to be wary

There's worms and porn-o web cams.

And there's spam, yes there's spam, lots of spam!

You need some new life insurance

And a loan or self-assurance.

A dozen mails from Siam.

It's all spam, it's all spam, it's all spam!

Get Viagra nice and cheap

Each e-mail goes on to repeat

But it piles up way too step

Faster than I delete!

The messages keep on coming

My mind is very numbing

Before my brain goes ka-blam

Stop the spam, stop the spam, stop the spam!

A gift from a web casino

A pill to make me lean-o

Nude rabbis from Birmingham

Loads of spam, lots of spam, tons of spam!

Lost geeks I once knew in high school

A way to stretch your man tool

A patch and a herbal scam

It's all spam, it's all spam, it's all spam!

A bikini gal says "Hello"

There's a message that's "only for you"

It's all lies and I have to go

flee from this hellish zoo!

A sweet girl name of Nilly

She wants to touch my Willie

Just leave me to who I am

Stop the spam, stop the spam, stop the spam!

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