{"id":8948,"date":"2017-05-11T00:01:31","date_gmt":"2017-05-11T07:01:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/?p=8948"},"modified":"2017-05-06T10:03:47","modified_gmt":"2017-05-06T17:03:47","slug":"now-i-can-finally-say-gookin-to-enterprise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/?p=8948","title":{"rendered":"Now I can finally say, &#8220;Gookin to Enterprise&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Of all the <em>Star Trek<\/em> props, the communicator is my favorite. I have ample proof.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nI&#8217;m referring to the original series, or TOS, as it&#8217;s known to the Trekkies. That communicator has often been compared with today&#8217;s flip-phones. Who would have known?<\/p>\n<p>Well, the geniuses behind <em>Star Trek<\/em>, of course. In fact, recently, they compare both the communicator and Mr. Spock&#8217;s tricorder to the modern smartphone. If your Android shot laser beams, it could be a phaser as well.<\/p>\n<p>When I was a lad, I spied in a magazine a company that manufactured replica Star Trek props. They offered several versions, including one with an animated moire pattern, sound effects, and blinking lights. The non-functioning replica communicator was cheapest at $16. So I ordered that one.<\/p>\n<p>It took forever to receive my toy. I probably waited 6 weeks, which is a long time for a geeky teenager. Eventually, the prop arrived. It&#8217;s shown on the far left in Figure 1.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_8959\" style=\"width: 560px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8959\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/0511_figure1-communicators.png\" alt=\"communicators\" width=\"550\" height=\"700\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8959\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/0511_figure1-communicators.png 550w, https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/04\/0511_figure1-communicators-236x300.png 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 550px) 100vw, 550px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-8959\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Figure 1. From left-to-right: the original replica prop I purchased as a teenager; a realistic toy introduced a few years back; the Bluetooth Communicator from The Wand Company.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>The $16 prop was just a wood-and-plastic replica. Just a few years ago, I purchased a realistic toy communicator (and phaser and tricorder). This one, shown in the middle in Figure 1, has blinking lights and sound effects. The little moire speaker also animates.<\/p>\n<p>On the far right in Figure 1 you see my latest communicator. This one is the most expensive, at $150. It&#8217;s a Bluetooth speaker\/microphone.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, I&#8217;m really that geeky.<\/p>\n<p>Not only does the toy feature authentic (and good quality) voices from the show, sound effects (the flip-top chirp), and blinking lights, it connects wirelessly to your Android phone. When my phone rings, the communicator goes <em>beep<\/em>, and I can flip up the lid and chat &mdash; just like Captain Kirk!<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m so flush with fan geekiness right now!<\/p>\n<p>The communicator is entirely wireless. It uses a base to charge. I&#8217;d like to equip it with some velcro to attach to my belt, which is the only thing missing out of the box; a pouch is available, but it doesn&#8217;t include loops or hooks to make it practical.<\/p>\n<p>Here is the link to Amazon where I purchased the communicator, should your geekiness overwhelm you and you decide to forgo half a car payment to get one for yourself:<\/p>\n<p><iframe style=\"width:120px;height:240px;\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" src=\"\/\/ws-na.amazon-adsystem.com\/widgets\/q?ServiceVersion=20070822&#038;OneJS=1&#038;Operation=GetAdHtml&#038;MarketPlace=US&#038;source=ss&#038;ref=as_ss_li_til&#038;ad_type=product_link&#038;tracking_id=dangookin&#038;marketplace=amazon&#038;region=US&#038;placement=B01ITB1OEC&#038;asins=B01ITB1OEC&#038;linkId=0482859b2695824e54f5637aacf6ed1c&#038;show_border=true&#038;link_opens_in_new_window=true\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not going to spend $300 for that steampunk bluetooth keyboard, but I did fork over $150 for this gizmo.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8948","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8948","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=8948"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8948\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8960,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8948\/revisions\/8960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=8948"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=8948"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=8948"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}