{"id":3012,"date":"2011-07-25T00:01:36","date_gmt":"2011-07-25T07:01:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/?p=3012"},"modified":"2013-02-10T21:33:22","modified_gmt":"2013-02-11T04:33:22","slug":"why-dont-you-know-these-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/?p=3012","title":{"rendered":"Why Don&#8217;t You Know These Things!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I had a great argument with one of my sons about his laptop.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIt reminded me of the arguments I had with my own father, though he was berating me for not knowing more about my car.<\/p>\n<p>Some jackass vandalized my VW bug back when I was in high school. He yanked out all the distributor wires. Gone. Of course the car wouldn&#8217;t start, but I had no idea what was wrong. I know that some orange, tubular things were missing. I called them &#8220;hoses&#8221; but they were wires.<\/p>\n<p>Now, of course, I know what they are. Back then, I didn&#8217;t. So I took it upon my father&#8217;s advice and I learned how the engine worked, the difference between the generator and the alternator, and other useless stuff that doesn&#8217;t apply any more because cars are pretty much computers these days.<\/p>\n<p>Fast forward 30 years.<\/p>\n<p>My son wanted to print something from his laptop. I got his laptop to communicate with the network printer, which is kind of cool: The network printer isn&#8217;t on the wireless network but because the Network Gods have smiled upon me, it still works.<\/p>\n<p>Or worked.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing would print from the laptop. So I thought I&#8217;d have a look-see.<\/p>\n<p>Turns out, the lad&#8217;s laptop wasn&#8217;t connected with my household network. Nope, it was connected to one of the neighbor&#8217;s wireless networks.<\/p>\n<p>It was useless to chastise him; how would he know? Most people who use computers have no clue how they work or why they do anything. He just turned the thing on, it said, &#8220;Wireless network available,&#8221; and he click the OK button to connect.<\/p>\n<p>Shove finger in nose, be happy.<\/p>\n<p>That wasn&#8217;t the worst of it. I had to toil for about half an hour to get the dumb laptop to <em>stop<\/em> automatically connecting to the alien network. It was a futile attempt.<\/p>\n<p>Eventually, I discovered that there were <em>two<\/em> utilities trying to connect the laptop wirelessly: Windows itself and some dumb-ass utility installed by Acer. After killing off the Acer utility, and restarting the laptop, I finally regained control, banished the unwanted network connection, and had the laptop configured.<\/p>\n<p>The lad learned nothing, of course.<\/p>\n<p>Well, maybe, perhaps someday, he&#8217;ll pick up one of my books and learn a little about what his computer is doing. Then again, maybe not: They have just made computers too easy to use. Either that, or it&#8217;s a conspiracy for computer consultants and repair places to keep the general populace dumb and themselves rich getting paid to fix minor problems. Who knows?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The other day I had a great argument with one of my sons about his laptop.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[16],"class_list":["post-3012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-main","tag-laptop"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3012"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4188,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3012\/revisions\/4188"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}