{"id":233,"date":"2008-12-10T00:01:55","date_gmt":"2008-12-10T08:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/?p=233"},"modified":"2008-12-07T20:53:03","modified_gmt":"2008-12-08T04:53:03","slug":"fat-drunk-and-stupid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/?p=233","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Fat, Drunk, and Stupid&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is no way to go through life, son.&#8221; That memorable line was spoken by the baleful Dean Wormer in <em>Animal House<\/em> (1978). In the early 21st Century, however, the statement can be replaced with the following:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Googling your way through life will get you nowhere.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Granted, it&#8217;s not as powerful, but it&#8217;s a highly relevant point.<br \/>\n<!--more--><br \/>\nIn 1997, I wrote that the Internet was like a library without the vital element of a card catalog or librarian. Through a wildly successful search engine, Google has become the Internet&#8217;s librarian. Of course, that comparison isn&#8217;t exactly spot-on because the Internet is <em>not<\/em> a library, not in the sense that it contains unique and worthy contributions to the culture, knowledge, and wisdom of mankind.<\/p>\n<p>Nope, using the Internet for research is similar to asking someone a question at a cocktail party: Sometimes you get the right answer, but most often the answer you get is merely a repetition of information already gathered by someone else, which may or may not be valid. That&#8217;s okay for some purposes, but when it comes to education or your job, it&#8217;s information you&#8217;d never dare use. Ditto for Google.<\/p>\n<p>Despite warnings, many students use Google (specifically Wikipedia) as a study tool. That&#8217;s okay, but not valid by itself. Going to school is not about being a parrot. Having a job is not about doing something that anyone else can to. Nope, it&#8217;s about using your own noggin. After all, if your teacher or boss can use the Internet to look up the same answer that you did, then what use are you?<\/p>\n<p>During my recent <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wambooli.com\/blog\/2008\/12\/08\/here-come-da-judge\/\">robotic judging<\/a> tour, I was paired with Sal, who teaches high school technology. He&#8217;s tough on kids who use Google to write their homework. Basically, he picks out one, very well-written sentence from a student&#8217;s report and uses it as a Google search term. Most of the time, the search results display the exact paper the student claimed that they wrote. End result: An F.<\/p>\n<p>It happens a lot.<\/p>\n<p>I assume it also happens in various businesses around the country as well. I know that when I&#8217;m researching stuff on the Internet, I find the same answer repeated thousands of times. While researching some error codes recently, of the 300,000 &#8220;hits&#8221; that Google reported, I discovered that nearly all of them were the same document repeated, copied, and quoted. All of them. Over and over. That wasn&#8217;t 300,000 hits, but only one hit. (I eventually confirmed the answer in printed documentation elsewhere.)<\/p>\n<p>So while the Internet is a useful tool, it&#8217;s not the modern equivalent of the Library at Alexandria, and Google is no Erastosthenes. If you really want to better yourself, don&#8217;t copy-and-paste your way through life: use a book. The value of a book over the value of a web page is more than just the cover price.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;is no way to go through life, son.&#8221; That memorable line was spoken by the baleful Dean Wormer in Animal House (1978). In the early 21st Century, however, the statement can be replaced with the following: Googling your way through life will get you nowhere. 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